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Ben Rodgers here, I’m an actor and comedian In New York. I perform with an awesome group called Reuben Williams every Saturday night at 10:30 at the UCB Theater. This is my website! Pop back here for any other Ben Rodgers info or to just see what’s on my mind.</description><title>Ben Rodgers - My Internet Identity!</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @benrodgers)</generator><link>http://benrodgers.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>This was a great read.  And the website has some extra...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://16.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_krmdsxVNy11qz6kbro1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;This was a great read.  And the website has some extra interviews too (Dan Clowes!).&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It’s full of little gems like Robert Smigel saying, “It’s a lot more difficult to be a rebel in a sweater.”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Hurry up and read it fellow comedy nerds, so we can talk about it.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://paulscheer.com/post/214859131/might-i-recommend-and-heres-the-kicker-by-mike" target="_blank"&gt;paulscheer&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Might I Recommend…”&lt;a href="http://www.andheresthekicker.com" target="_blank"&gt;And Here’s The Kicker&lt;/a&gt;” by Mike Sachs&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;First of all, let me say that I am in no way connected with this book but if you are interested in comedy or if you are a comedy writer you should definitely pick this book up. Sachs does an amazing job of getting incredibly in depth and candid interviews with some of the best comedy writers around. Not only did it give me a new found respect for some people (i.e. Dick Cavett) but some of the candid stories blew my mind. Enjoy.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Buck Henry  /                     Stephen Merchant/               Todd Hanson (The Onion)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Merrill Markoe /                   Dick Cavett /                        Larry Wilmore (Daily Show)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Paul Feig /                           Irving Brecher /                     Bob Odenkirk&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Robert Smigel /                   Dan Mazer /                          Marshall Brickman&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;David Sedaris /                    George Meyer  /                      Al Jaffee&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Allison Silverman /              Harold Ramis /                     Larry Gelbart&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Mitch Hurwitz  /                 Jack Handey  /                      Dave Barry&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://benrodgers.tumblr.com/post/235194792</link><guid>http://benrodgers.tumblr.com/post/235194792</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 14:28:34 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>"If I could live over again I’d change every single thing I’ve ever done."</title><description>““If I could live over again I’d change every single thing I’ve ever done.””&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;p&gt;Ray Davies, Nov. 1967&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This gets &lt;a href="http://blackmark.tumblr.com/post/233082579/if-i-had-to-do-my-life-over-i-would-change-every" target="_blank"&gt;misquoted&lt;/a&gt; frequently.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://benrodgers.tumblr.com/post/233090532</link><guid>http://benrodgers.tumblr.com/post/233090532</guid><pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 13:56:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>"Robert Altman once engaged in a jokey contest to create fake country-music song titles. He made up..."</title><description>“Robert Altman once engaged in a jokey contest to create fake country-music song titles. He made up one that perfectly encapsulated his career: “I’m Swimming Through the Ashes of All the Bridges I’ve Burned.””&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;via &lt;a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2009/10/15/books/15maslin.html" target="_blank"&gt;NYT&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://benrodgers.tumblr.com/post/233048459</link><guid>http://benrodgers.tumblr.com/post/233048459</guid><pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 12:55:55 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>paulbriganti:

In case you’re wondering, yes the trees change...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/mwgxFCq1gbw&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/mwgxFCq1gbw&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://paulbriganti.tumblr.com/post/230538651/in-case-youre-wondering-yes-the-trees-change" target="_blank"&gt;paulbriganti&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;In case you’re wondering, yes the trees change colors in Texas. I swear to god. Also Jesus’ favorite song is the new Batman theme.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://benrodgers.tumblr.com/post/232324560</link><guid>http://benrodgers.tumblr.com/post/232324560</guid><pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 19:27:47 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Yeah, I do a lot of vampire stuff. So what?</title><description>&lt;object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1923605&amp;fullscreen=1" width="400" height="225"&gt;&lt;param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /&gt;&lt;param name="movie" quality="best" value="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1923605&amp;fullscreen=1" /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1923605&amp;fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="400" height="225" allowscriptaccess="always"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Yeah, I do a lot of vampire stuff. So what?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://benrodgers.tumblr.com/post/225483176</link><guid>http://benrodgers.tumblr.com/post/225483176</guid><pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2009 22:37:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>This book is a lot of fun. Two stories, “Have You Been to...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://18.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_krhb03E9cY1qz8pv9o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;This book is a lot of fun. Two stories, “Have You Been to Electric Ladyland” and, “It is an Ancient Mariner” I was particularly fond of. Both of them are long character monologues that would be just as entertaining on stage as they are on the page. Here’s some of “It is an Ancient Mariner.” In it, a middle-aged, Texas bar patron is telling a story to a man named Nussbaum, who he just met. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;“But Alice —— with Alice, it’s smooth and sweet and free. Because she’s a &lt;i&gt;woman&lt;/i&gt;, Nussbaum, y’understand. Wrapping you up and holding you with her love, but giving herself, sharing, sharing cries of joy, Nussbaum, that are almost unbelievable, like in a church pew, a goddamn &lt;i&gt;pew&lt;/i&gt;, Nussbaum, or when you gaze upon some scenic beauty so goddamn fresh and high it is almost beyond your power to take it in. Your heart can’t take any more, it must give forth, it must share its joy with her, so that her heart will pound with the same joy, the joy she draws from &lt;i&gt;your &lt;/i&gt;pounding heart. It is that kind of deep, &lt;i&gt;deep&lt;/i&gt; giving and loving and sucking and fucking and fucking and sucking and sucking and fucking. And afterwards, not that damn businesslike “Huh!” Afterwards - weeping.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;And Sweetness. &lt;i&gt;Bitter&lt;/i&gt;sweetness, Nussbaum. Dripping, weeping sighs. I am not a weeping man, Nussbaum. But the &lt;i&gt;world&lt;/i&gt; weeps. You lie there and the world is a great weeping bayou, and Alice and you are on this bed which is now a pirogue floating off into the twilight as a distant bird cries—-&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;A boat, Nussbaum. A pirogue is a kind of boat. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; No, it’s not clammy. I’m not talking about the goddamn sheets being wet. The dripping is not a literal thing. It’s a feeling. Jesus Christ, you got a goddamn narrow little mind there, Nussbaum, I don’t care how many drinks you buy. I’m talking about people’s souls, and you’re talking about jiz dripping on the sheets. Grow up, man. Show a little maturity. Jesus Christ.”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://benrodgers.tumblr.com/post/212393330</link><guid>http://benrodgers.tumblr.com/post/212393330</guid><pubDate>Tue, 13 Oct 2009 20:36:03 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>This is one of my favorite scenes from Jaws.  Quint sneaks into...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://20.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kqdy6qqW9p1qz8pv9o1_400.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;This is one of my favorite scenes from Jaws.  Quint sneaks into the town meeting and delivers a great monologue about finding the shark. What really gets me though, is the idea of him quietly making this crude shark drawing on the chalk board.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://benrodgers.tumblr.com/post/194322299</link><guid>http://benrodgers.tumblr.com/post/194322299</guid><pubDate>Tue, 22 Sep 2009 14:32:50 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>“The Real Real World” c. 2004</title><description>&lt;img src="http://1.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kqduaksN5f1qz8pv9o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;“The Real Real World” c. 2004&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://benrodgers.tumblr.com/post/194274061</link><guid>http://benrodgers.tumblr.com/post/194274061</guid><pubDate>Tue, 22 Sep 2009 13:08:44 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>I love good policy trailers, production logos, or old tv...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/MRlOr9PyiWM&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/MRlOr9PyiWM&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I love good policy trailers, production logos, or old tv bumpers. If you ever find a good one send it my way.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Edit: I can’t embed this video, but this will get you pumped to see a movie.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://benrodgers.tumblr.com/post/186437287</link><guid>http://benrodgers.tumblr.com/post/186437287</guid><pubDate>Sat, 12 Sep 2009 18:57:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Attention Porter Mason Fans: You only have two more weeks to...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://15.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_koqpk68FqU1qz8pv9o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Attention Porter Mason Fans: You only have two more weeks to catch the guy in action before he moves to the west coast!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Make your &lt;a href="http://newyork.ucbtheatre.com/reservations/create/15123" target="_blank"&gt;Reservations&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://benrodgers.tumblr.com/post/168332899</link><guid>http://benrodgers.tumblr.com/post/168332899</guid><pubDate>Fri, 21 Aug 2009 14:48:03 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>I’m trying to start drawing again. I’m a little...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://21.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_konvciXTDN1qz8pv9o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I’m trying to start drawing again. I’m a little rusty.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://benrodgers.tumblr.com/post/167126755</link><guid>http://benrodgers.tumblr.com/post/167126755</guid><pubDate>Thu, 20 Aug 2009 02:00:18 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>dangurewitch:

Tweetlejuice! The undead’s answer to boring...</title><description>&lt;object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1918969&amp;fullscreen=1" width="400" height="225"&gt;&lt;param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent" /&gt;&lt;param name="AllowScriptAccess" value="true" /&gt;&lt;param name="movie" quality="best" value="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1918969&amp;fullscreen=1" /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1918969&amp;fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="400" height="225" allowscriptaccess="always"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://dangurewitch.tumblr.com/post/164936161/tweetlejuice-the-undeads-answer-to-boring" target="_blank"&gt;dangurewitch&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1918969" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Tweetlejuice!&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt; The undead’s answer to boring tweets. Written by me and Amir, directed by Sam. Brought to life by many, but particularly Mary Burke’s art direction and Josh Ruben’s Michael Keaton-inhabiting performance. So fun to recreate the style of a movie we love. If you like it, perhaps &lt;a href="http://digg.com/comedy/Tweetlejuice_The_Twitter_Beetlejuice" target="_blank"&gt;digg&lt;/a&gt; it and/or &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/CollegeHumor" target="_blank"&gt;re-tweet&lt;/a&gt; it.&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://benrodgers.tumblr.com/post/164940520</link><guid>http://benrodgers.tumblr.com/post/164940520</guid><pubDate>Mon, 17 Aug 2009 11:32:57 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>jstill:

erockappel:

Speaking of MAILER DAEMON…we have just...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://20.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_koco4gT9UU1qz7um1o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.stilljennifer.com/post/162747969/erockappel-speaking-of-mailer-daemon-we-have" target="_blank"&gt;jstill&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://erockappel.com/post/162579113/speaking-of-mailer-daemon-we-have-just-been-added" target="_blank"&gt;erockappel&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Speaking of MAILER DAEMON…we have just been added to the Del Close Marathon line-up!!!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;MAILER DAEMON: OUR NUTS ARE FULLER!&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;What:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Their nuts are full, and they need them to emptied. Be the lucky audience that gets the goodies. Watch as this former fan-favorite harold team re-unites for one special night, and blows your mind dicks.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Who:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Ellie Kemper, Matt Moses, Jon Gabrus, Shannon O’Neill, Dom Dierkes, Ben Rodgers, Kevin Hines, Eric Appel&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Where and When:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;br/&gt;Sun 3:00 pm at UCB Theatre&lt;/p&gt;
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This shit is gonna be crazy. CANNOT wait.&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;See You There!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://benrodgers.tumblr.com/post/164246821</link><guid>http://benrodgers.tumblr.com/post/164246821</guid><pubDate>Sun, 16 Aug 2009 13:09:40 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Fuckin’ MeeeOW</title><description>&lt;img src="http://12.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kofrwaScYZ1qz8pv9o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Fuckin’ MeeeOW&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://benrodgers.tumblr.com/post/163714040</link><guid>http://benrodgers.tumblr.com/post/163714040</guid><pubDate>Sat, 15 Aug 2009 17:04:58 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Sunday at 4am.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://12.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kocahoJGkz1qz8pv9o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Sunday at 4am.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://benrodgers.tumblr.com/post/162392197</link><guid>http://benrodgers.tumblr.com/post/162392197</guid><pubDate>Thu, 13 Aug 2009 19:56:12 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>This was the role of a lifetime.</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="242"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.ucbcomedy.com/videos/embed/b80b3d8fd2b3c00007c4c328226f7353" /&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent" /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.ucbcomedy.com/videos/embed/b80b3d8fd2b3c00007c4c328226f7353" width="400" height="242" wmode="transparent" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;This was the role of a lifetime.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://benrodgers.tumblr.com/post/154088286</link><guid>http://benrodgers.tumblr.com/post/154088286</guid><pubDate>Sun, 02 Aug 2009 02:30:32 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>katespencer:
A great pic from Saturday’s show, courtesy of...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://6.media.tumblr.com/7KFW7ipa7qfhrylqnYYmkwwDo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://katespencer.tumblr.com/post/150497650/a-great-pic-from-saturdays-show-courtesy-of" target="_blank"&gt;katespencer&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;A great pic from Saturday’s show, courtesy of &lt;a href="http://laurenkaye.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;Lauren&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I’m sad this guy is leaving New York.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://benrodgers.tumblr.com/post/150584728</link><guid>http://benrodgers.tumblr.com/post/150584728</guid><pubDate>Mon, 27 Jul 2009 23:48:20 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://19.media.tumblr.com/0ugAMqXghqdnvwulHnXaLt8do1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://benrodgers.tumblr.com/post/149597349</link><guid>http://benrodgers.tumblr.com/post/149597349</guid><pubDate>Sun, 26 Jul 2009 14:42:01 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>“Sorry baby, I gotta go where the Smet’s go.”...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://23.media.tumblr.com/0ugAMqXghqd0l3gpInZAhjuto1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;“Sorry baby, I gotta go where the Smet’s go.” - I was lucky enough to capture this moment.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://benrodgers.tumblr.com/post/149357553</link><guid>http://benrodgers.tumblr.com/post/149357553</guid><pubDate>Sun, 26 Jul 2009 03:49:45 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Figured today is a good day to repost this.</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="333" classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" id="ordie_player_828e51ed44"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://player.ordienetworks.com/flash/fodplayer.swf" /&gt;&lt;param name="flashvars" value="key=828e51ed44" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /&gt;&lt;embed width="400" height="333" flashvars="key=828e51ed44" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" quality="high" src="http://player.ordienetworks.com/flash/fodplayer.swf" name="ordie_player_828e51ed44" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Figured today is a good day to repost this.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://benrodgers.tumblr.com/post/142909000</link><guid>http://benrodgers.tumblr.com/post/142909000</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 Jul 2009 13:26:32 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
