REUBEN WILLIAMS: WHAT YOU MISSED (1/9/10)
If you weren’t at the Reuben Williams show on Saturday, you missed:
1st Half: (Pedophile)-A neighborhood that doesn’t mind sex offenders but HATES Republicans.
-A guy who keeps local kids in his “Fuck Tube” - which is really just a narrow cave where he gives piggy-back rides.
-An advertising firm that demands you allow yourself to be sexually harassed by a 72-year-old woman because “women can’t be charged with sexual harassment.”
-An unlicensed NBA scout checking out 3-year-olds on the playground for the Cleveland Cavaliers.
2nd Half: (West Point)-After their bus breaks down, two army recruits wander onto a decommissioned military base where the ultra laid-back Drill Sergeant and Base Commander put them through training while the mailman begs them to subscribe to magazines, the new prostitute learns to give handjobs, and the “Base Mom” bakes muffins that are accidentally shaped like vaginas.
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