January 2010
8 posts
REUBEN WILLIAMS: WHAT YOU MISSED (1/16/10)
If you weren’t at the Reuben Williams show on Saturday, you missed:
1st Half: (Audience suggestion: Gay Dinosaurs From New Jersey)
-A couple who see a “sex slash marriage” counselor because they are unable to remember when they have sex
-A Power Outage at a New Jersey theme park causes New Jersey Men to roam free. Their vision is based on movement.
-The hottest guy at Sears seduces...
Mustache Machine
There is a mustache machine at the Union Square regal.
It gives out runny booger stickers.
Looked better on Matt Damon.
REUBEN WILLIAMS: WHAT YOU MISSED (1/9/10)
anthonyking:
If you weren’t at the Reuben Williams show on Saturday, you missed:
1st Half: (Pedophile)
-A neighborhood that doesn’t mind sex offenders but HATES Republicans.
-A guy who keeps local kids in his “Fuck Tube” - which is really just a narrow cave where he gives piggy-back rides.
-An advertising firm that demands you allow yourself to be sexually harassed by a 72-year-old woman...
benrodgers asked: Will you use this?
